Job interview

[Alan Mclennan]

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.


The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"


He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."


"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"


"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."


The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"


The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."


The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay.
You've got enough points for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."


The guy is puzzled and asks,
"If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"


"This is a government job", the interviewer says.
"For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that."