A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

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A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

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I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in
his mouth. "Frogs are good bass bait," I thought to myself.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Just then, I realized I had a problem: how was I going to release the snake without getting bit?

So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey

in its mouth.

The snake's eyes rolled back and he went limp.

I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.



A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot. There was that same snake

with two more frogs in its mouth.

Life is good in the South.


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Post by slick4x4 »

that snake had a cousin in Kansas.... :lol:
http://www.fordtruk.com/forums/viewtopi ... light=frog
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:rotflmao: Sounds a little fishy , Oh I mean froggy to me LOL
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:roll: :D
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