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Chuck Norris

Posted: October 7, 2012, 1:49 am
by Alan Mclennan
When Alexander Bell invented the phone
He had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris!

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: October 7, 2012, 9:06 am
by foodstick
Wow ! that is remarkable ! :mrgreen:

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: October 7, 2012, 9:59 am
by Hoofbeat Racer
this could go on forever, I love the Chuck Norris bits.

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: October 7, 2012, 11:09 am
by foodstick
One time on RCUniverse a guy started one of MANY Chuck Norris threads, well I decided instead of adding to his story lore, I would show him in action at the field...


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The guy had brilliant timing and tough feet !

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: October 7, 2012, 12:26 pm
by Lowell
Ill have to tell my grandson that joke,he is ate up with Chuck Norris jokes.

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: October 7, 2012, 1:14 pm
by Hoofbeat Racer
I used to run downhole operations in gas wells. We came up with this one.


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Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: October 8, 2012, 1:11 am
by Alan Mclennan
Death once had a Chuck Norris experience!

The Boogey man checks under his bed at night for Chuck Norris!

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: October 11, 2012, 6:24 pm
by jkimbrel65
Some people wear superman pajamas superman wears chuck norris pajamas

Mike

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: October 30, 2012, 9:03 pm
by Alan Mclennan
Chuck Norris knows Victoria`s secret!!!!

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: October 31, 2012, 11:34 am
by Jerry D
The most interesting man in the world finds Chuck Norris interesting!

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: November 3, 2012, 11:30 pm
by Alan Mclennan
Chuck Norris has counted to infinty twice!

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: November 4, 2012, 12:21 am
by foodstick
Chuck Norris is so tough he once disassembled the front clip of a Slick without using tools, or drinking..

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: November 4, 2012, 12:28 pm
by LM14
The only reason you own a slick is that Chuck Norris lets you.

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: November 4, 2012, 3:26 pm
by jkimbrel65
Chuck Norris doesn't aim his gun his bullets know better than miss

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: November 4, 2012, 4:27 pm
by Alan Mclennan
:laughing: good one Mike!

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: November 7, 2012, 7:40 pm
by Toyz
When Chuck Norris got bit by a zombie, he didn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turned into a Chuck Norris :shock:
Paul

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: November 8, 2012, 11:22 am
by jwh f-100
Chuck Norris has a BB chevy in his slick.. JC installed it for him.. And a hood scoop.. And flames.. And a wood floor in the bed..

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: November 8, 2012, 11:23 am
by jwh f-100
Chuck Norris kicked someone... All of our grandchildren felt it..