Little Tony was 7 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her :
'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sex, darling.'
Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
'Grandma, it isn't called sex.. It's called Bunk Beds.
And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'
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staying at Grandma`s place
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: staying at Grandma`s place
Sounds like jimmy is a tattletale
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Re: staying at Grandma`s place
This joke was in my American Legion magazine that came yesterday. Would be intersting to know where and when it started and it's trip around the world.
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Re: staying at Grandma`s place
Maybe Alan saw it in his copy of Australian Legion magazine?
If you understand what you’re doing, you’re not learning anything.
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LITTLE RED: 64 F100 Short Style
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Re: staying at Grandma`s place
Don`t forget that my yesterday is your present...............but was it funny?
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: staying at Grandma`s place
It was really funny if like bunk beds.
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Re: staying at Grandma`s place
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"
Slick Stock 3 KCMO
Slick Stock 4 Altoona
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Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
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66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"
Slick Stock 3 KCMO
Slick Stock 4 Altoona
Slick Stock 5 KCMO
Slick Stock 6 Altoona
Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
Slick Stock 8..............................