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Grudge Match

Posted: December 12, 2015, 7:01 pm
by Truckrat
These two guys who absolutely despised each other were playing golf one afternoon.
They were on the 18th green and one guy was lining up his putt. Just then a funeral procession
came driving by and the guy putting turned around and put his hat over his heart in honor
of the dearly departed. As soon as the column had passed he turned around, put on his hat,
and lined up his putt once more. The other guy was touched by this gesture and said,
''That is the nicest thing I ever have seen you do!''
The first guy said, ''Was married to her for 35 years, was the least I could do!''