A wife picks up answers a phone at SLICKSTOCK
"hello darling i found a set of headers and i want them...so do you mind if i use your credit card?"
"how expensive is it?" the wife says
"just $450"
"that cheap? hell.... get 3 sets so you'll have a couple spares
"your so generous honey, oh i also want a new carb"
"how expensive?"
"just $650"
"get two, in case you get a dual manifold"
"thank you! oh i also want a new intake, for those dual carb setup ...$850"
"sure why not ? "
"i love you dear! oh i gotta go, bye"
after that the wife quizzically looks around the group of gals and loudly asks "did anyone drop a phone?"
Cell phones are great
Cell phones are great
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Re: Cell phones are great
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"
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66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"
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Re: Cell phones are great
Lol
The months may change, but I am always APRIL
'63 F100 Custom Cab 223inline 6, 3speed manual- mostly stock
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'63 F100 Custom Cab 223inline 6, 3speed manual- mostly stock
https://www.youtube.com/coastiereid
Truck has been home in CA,OR,WA,NJ,VA since it's birth in San Jose Jan63