A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind
her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in awhile a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them.
Thanks for telling me, Officer."
"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop.
"Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady.
"You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through
a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the
flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, I stand behind the
fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his
thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20
or off it comes!'
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's
in the other bag?"
"Not everybody pays."
Making the best of a bad situation
- Alan Mclennan
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Making the best of a bad situation
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: Making the best of a bad situation
So know I know why them golfers yell Four
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER