Young love

[slick4x4]

A couple had been married a few months
One weekend the young man was out in the garage
He was working on his 1965 F100 4x4
There were parts everywhere
His wife came out & looked the situation over
She rolled her eyes and said
"Why don't you just sell that old truck?"
He didn't even look up and replied
"Your starting to sound like my ex-wife"
Her jaw dropped and she said
"YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE !!"
"I wasn't" . . . . .

[Jerry D]

Just read it to my wife! I hope she got the point!

[slick4x4]

Get a train whistle
I bought one in Kansas City
Started training Colleen
Results have been not as good as I wanted
Just ask anybody that saw the beer can fly at me

[orangeRcode]

Classic....

[Alan Mclennan]

Get a train whistle
I bought one in Kansas City
Started training Colleen
Results have been not as good as I wanted
Just ask anybody that saw the beer can fly at me

[slick4x4]

I tried out the train whistle again
She is not responding very well to this type of training

[Alan Mclennan]

I tried out the train whistle again
She is not responding very well to this type of training

She's not deaf is she ?, there must be some reason for it !

[slick4x4]

She is definitly not deaf
She can hear the difference between a $1 and $20 dollar bill

[Alan Mclennan]

Well it's not that then.......... can you reverse the Polarity ?

[slick4x4]

She's not bi-polar ...I think she's tri-polar...

Can't reverse the polarity because she's AC ...
( Always Cranky )

[grump]

Pat, the train whistle training must be working, she did get you a beer, you just need to work on her delivery process a little more. LOL

[slick4x4]

Her delivery was right on ....
Like a baseball over home plate

[Alan Mclennan]

Her delivery was right on ....
Like a baseball over home plate

straight to the Catcher and back to the umpires ball bag !

[Casey 65]

You should rethink using the train whistle while you try to figure out how to remove it from your butt! She does know where you sleep...