a proud Texas farmer went to Australia for vacation. While he was there he met an Aussie farmer, and they started talking. The Aussie showed off her big wheat field, but the Texan bragged, "in Texas, we have wheat fields at least twice that size."
They walked around the ranch and at the pasture, the Aussie showed off her cattle. The Texan boasted, "in Texas we have Longhorns at least three times the size of your cows."
Just then, the Texan spotted a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field and gasped, "What in the world are those?"
With a wide smile, the Aussie said, "what? Don't you have grasshoppers in Texas?"
big grasshoppers
Re: big grasshoppers
Those Texans & Australians are always exaggerating
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Re: big grasshoppers
Hey Pat, that's what Kangaroo means in Aboriginalslick4x4 wrote:Those Texans & Australians are always exaggerating
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