A guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed and yanked the wheel, jumping the curb and hitting a lamppost.
The startled passenger said, "I didn't mean to frighten you. I just wanted to ask you something."
The taxi driver replied, "It's not your fault, sir. It's my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."
Taxi driver
- Alan Mclennan
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Re: Taxi driver
Hey, didn't you tell that at 2nd shift in Salina Grump ?
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: Taxi driver
It's possible.