Slick 60's

A tough old rancher told his grandson that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning. The graandson did this religiously, and he lived to be 97 years old. When he died, he left behind 14 children, 27 grandchildren, 34 great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

.................and his wife claims he was DYNAMITE in bed:):)

If everybody adds something to this post
We could really make it blow up !