Don’t jump to conclusions

[slick4x4]

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A Bullfrog by the name of Jeremiah hopped into a bank
A teller asked “can I help you?”
He said “yes , I need to get a loan”
So she took him to the loan officer
The loan officers name was Maddy Whak
“Tell me about yourself & do you have any assets?” she asked
He replied “my father is Mick Jagger”,
and then he showed her a little golden statute
“This is my only possession”
So she called in the president & told him
“This frog wants a loan , he says his father is Mick Jagger
And I have no clue what this statute is” ……..
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The president replied
“That’s a Knick-knack , Maddy Whak
Give the frog a loan
His old man is a Rolling Stone”

[jamesdfo]

Pat: My diagnosis is INSOMNIA

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A Bullfrog by the name of Jeremiah hopped into a bank
A teller asked “can I help you?”
He said “yes , I need to get a loan”
So she took him to the loan officer
The loan officers name was Maddy Whak
“Tell me about yourself & do you have any assets?” she asked
He replied “my father is Mick Jagger”,
and then he showed her a little golden statute
“This is my only possession”
So she called in the president & told him
“This frog wants a loan , he says his father is Mick Jagger
And I have no clue what this statute is” ……..
.
The president replied
“That’s a Knick-knack , Maddy Whak
Give the frog a loan
His old man is a Rolling Stone”

[slick4x4]

Pat: My diagnosis is INSOMNIA

I’m not even sure what that word means ….
I will look it up some night when I can’t sleep