Down on the Farm
Posted: February 1, 2009, 1:16 pm
A little boy comes down for breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks him if he has done his chores.
"Not yet" said the little boy, so she told him no breakfast until he did his chores. Well he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes to feed the cows and kicks a cow. Then he comes back in to the kitchen and sits down for breakfast. His mother puts a bowl of dry cereal in front of him."How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk on my cereal?" he asks. "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week!" "I saw you kick a pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week!" "I also saw you kick a cow, so you don't get any milk for a week, either!" said his mother. Just then his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the room. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I!"
"Not yet" said the little boy, so she told him no breakfast until he did his chores. Well he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes to feed the cows and kicks a cow. Then he comes back in to the kitchen and sits down for breakfast. His mother puts a bowl of dry cereal in front of him."How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk on my cereal?" he asks. "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week!" "I saw you kick a pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week!" "I also saw you kick a cow, so you don't get any milk for a week, either!" said his mother. Just then his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the room. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I!"