A bear goes into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender,
Can I get a ...........................................cold beer?
the bartender says, Sure, but why the big pause ? (paws)
while later a young colt walks into the bar, sits down by the bear,
he whispers to the bear, Could you ask the bartender to get me a
beer in a really loud voice ? the bear says , OK, but why dont you ask him ? the colt says , because i am a little horse. (hoarse)
after that a tired looking old horse comes in, he says to the bartender,
can i get a beer ? the bartender says, sure, but why the long face ?
( i never said these were good jokes )
some jokes you can tell to a kid
some jokes you can tell to a kid
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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CelticPFM wrote:Knock, Knock...
Who's there?
Mr. Tat.
Mr. Tat who?
Mr. Tat, you are going down in the Orange.
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Courtesy of JT
I didn't get the one above Tom, reminded me of JT's style...
I must say that boy sure knows how to pull it out of his back side when he needs to....
64 F100 short bed-style side-460-c6-with side toolbox and Dakota Front Suspension
And a 65 CrewCab
Chris W.
The pickups
65 Crew Cab
http://www.purpleflyingmonkey.com/CrewCab/index.html
64 F100
http://www.purpleflyingmonkey.com/1964- ... index.html
The Torino project http://www.purpleflyingmonkey.com/1971- ... eFile.html
And a 65 CrewCab
Chris W.
The pickups
65 Crew Cab
http://www.purpleflyingmonkey.com/CrewCab/index.html
64 F100
http://www.purpleflyingmonkey.com/1964- ... index.html
The Torino project http://www.purpleflyingmonkey.com/1971- ... eFile.html