He asks , ''do you serve chebby owners in here ?''
The waitress replied , '' Yes we do ''
The guy says , ''Fine, i'll take a beer, and get my alligator one of those chebby owners.''
Guy walks into a barbershop and asks '' do one of you guys own an alligator chained up outside ?''
The guy sitting in the chair said it was his.
The first guy says '' Well my dog just killed it''
''well just what kind of dog do you own ?''
.....a rat terrior....he says.
''how in the sam he77 could a rat terrior kill my alligator ?????
well......i think he got lodged in his throat.
I like this guy already