Rabbit joke

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A scientist catches a wild rabbit and takes it back to the lab. He puts it in the cage with the lab rabbit and goes home.

The Wild rabbit turns to the Lab rabbit and says, " I gotta get out of here!"

"Why?" replied the Lab rabbit. "We get 3 hots and a cot, it don't get much better."

"I'll show you" says the Wild rabbit.

So they break out.

"OK" starts the Wild rabbit. "Here is the third best field I know"

Its a field of lettuce and the best the Lab rabbit has ever had. After eating their fill, they hop off.

"OK" continues the WIld rabbit. "Here is the second best field I know"

Its a field of carrots and the Lab rabbit finds them very delicious. They eat and then hop off again to another field.

"And this is the best field I know of" states the Wild rabbit.

Its a field of Lady rabbits. They go out and do what rabbits do best.

Afterwards the Wild rabbit turns to the Lab rabbit and asks, "So, is this better than the lab?"

"I gotta get back to the lab" replies the Lab rabbit.

"Why?" exclaimes the Wild rabbit. "I've taken you to the best fields. Best lettuce, best carrots, all the Lady rabbits you could ever want, why go back to the lab?"

"Dude, I'm dying for a cigarette."

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LOL!