Train ride

[Johnny Canuck]

A Cuban, a Russian, a cowboy from Alberta, and a Liberal politican from Quebec are riding a train across Canada.

The Cuban lights up a cigar, takes 2 puffs, and throws it out the window.

The politician look up in amazement.. and the Cuban brags;
"We have so many good cigars in Cuba, we can afford to waste them!"

not to be outdone, the Russian reaches into his breifcase, pulls out a bottle of Vodka, takes one sip, and throws it out the window.
He boasts,"We have so much good Vodka in Russia we can afoord to waste it!"

without saying a word, the cowboy jumps up and flips the politican out the window.

[Ford4jack]

Get that cowboy a stoggie and a drink he's earned his pay for the day

[slick4x4]

got a lot of politicians here too (USA)
not sure if we have many 'good' ones