Scots.

[Johnny Canuck]

A Texan walks into a pub in Scotland and clears his throat to the crowd of drinkers.

He says,"I hear you Scots are a bunch of hard drinkers.

I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 shots of Scotch back-to-back."

The room is quiet, and no one takes up the Texans offer. One man even leaves.

Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows up and taps the Texan on the shoulder.

"Is your bet still good?" asks the Scotsman.


The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 shots of Dewar's Scotch.

Immediately the Scotsman tears into all 10 of the shot glasses, drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.


The Texan gives the Scotsman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The Scotsman replies, "Oh... To the pub down the street to see if I could do it first"