Slick 60's

You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young
man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was
absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous,
and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make
himself well known to her he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.

There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been
rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter
from John McCain that the staff at the mental facility treating
Hinckley reports to have intercepted this past weekend...

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To: John Hinckley

From: John McCain

My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how
pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery.
In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want
you to know there is a non-partisan consensus of compassion and
forgiveness throughout. My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no
grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above
all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you
to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make
a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again
as a healthy and productive young man.

Best Wishes,
John and Cindy McCain

PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging
Jodie Foster like a screen door in a wind storm. Just thought you
should know.

Ain't nothing like a good set-up.

Fred