how to warm up your lady ( a little naughty )

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » April 2, 2009, 11:05 am

three guys at slickstock were visiting, and the talk turned to women...
they were discussing after how all the years of marriage, how to steam things up.

the first guy from across the ocean said ''i go out and buy a fine bottle of wine, rent a chick flik, a little romantic music....she gets pretty warmed up.''

the next guy from up north says '' im not quite that fancy, we mix up some bourbon & pepsi , turn on the playboy channel , some old rock and roll....she gets pretty hot. "

the last guy is from the good ole USA '' well i guess that would work, but thats not how i do it in my trailer house.... i usally pick up some pornos, get me a 12 pack of budwieser , listen to some ACDC , i do my business, then wipe my hands on her new curtains.......that makes her hotter than he77 !!!!!!!!''

Effie · Post by **Effie** » April 3, 2009, 8:15 am

That last guy sounds like he's from Alabama. :lol:

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » April 3, 2009, 9:16 am

actually we are like that everywhere...

i knew there were some gals that might read that joke....

but i figured if they drove, or were aquainted with someone that drove
and old ford truck....

they would have a good sense of humor...