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[Greg D]

Two
hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about
their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so,
it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her
and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head
no

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'


The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.


The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the
Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says,
'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed
nobody do it!'

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[Anthony]

Hey, I think them there fellers live around me!!!!