father`s occupation

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » July 17, 2010, 2:28 am

Edward was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what there fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc. But Edward was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

'My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him.'

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Edward aside to ask him if that was really true.

'No', said Edward, 'he plays football for NSW State of Origin side, but I was just too embarrassed to say.'

P.S. NSW (New South Wales ), plays QLD ( Queensland) every year in a state of origin series of 3 games, Qld has beaten us ( NSW) for the last 5 years!, and to make things worse!, they beat us 3- blot this year!!, hope your happy Darren!

557f1 · Post by **557f1** » July 17, 2010, 2:34 am

yeap! sure am Alan

DukeRoche · Post by **DukeRoche** » July 30, 2010, 12:35 am

Hey Alan, whats a Chippy?

557f1 · Post by **557f1** » August 11, 2010, 7:26 am

dukeRoche ,it's aussie for a capenter

Max · Post by **Max** » August 11, 2010, 8:01 am

Actually, a capenter is a carpenter from Boston.

ezernut9mm · Post by **ezernut9mm** » August 11, 2010, 9:11 pm

Max wrote:Actually, a capenter is a carpenter from Boston.

lol. and they usually drink bee-ah.

557f1 · Post by **557f1** » August 12, 2010, 3:31 am

yeah thats it, carpenter

DukeRoche · Post by **DukeRoche** » August 13, 2010, 3:01 am

Oh okay, now it makes sense

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » August 13, 2010, 7:02 pm

557f1 wrote:dukeRoche ,it's aussie for a capenter

Bloody Queenslanders!,

He asked me!

A Chippy in England is a person that works in a Fish and Chip shop!, or a Fesh and chep shop to our Kiwi friends!

557f1 · Post by **557f1** » August 14, 2010, 6:03 am

alan ,how many times have we beat you at state of origin? LOL!

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » August 14, 2010, 11:30 pm

557f1 wrote:alan ,how many times have we beat you at state of origin? LOL!

was it 5

Oh Darren!, did I tell you I`m a Eel`s supporter!

30-14 over the Bronco`s!

http://www.nrl.com/news/news/newsarticl ... fault.aspx