This one is going to hurt

Johnny Canuck · Post by **Johnny Canuck** » October 13, 2010, 8:38 am

A length of Rope went into a bar, sat on a stool, and ordered a beer. The Bartender said, "We don"t serve Ropes here." Dismayed and disappointed, the Rope went out and then got an idea. He stopped a man and asked, "Will you please tie a knot in me and separate my strands at both ends?". The man obliged, and with this done, the Rope went back into the bar and again ordered a beer. The Bartender looked him over and said, "Say, aren"t you the same rope who was in here before?!" "No," was the reply, "I"m a frayed knot."

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » October 13, 2010, 9:41 pm

i thought you were going to string us along about
him , tying one on .......

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » October 14, 2010, 12:50 am

I see your MED`s are starting to work Fergo!

Post by **foodstick** » October 14, 2010, 1:03 am

Were you forced to post this Johny? Or did you do it of your own a-chord ?

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » October 14, 2010, 8:25 am

me thinks he was putting a new twist on an old yarn

Johnny Canuck · Post by **Johnny Canuck** » October 14, 2010, 8:51 am

What a bunch of towed-s!
To think I am tied in with this bundle...really puts a hemp in my nylons

Truckrat · Post by **Truckrat** » October 14, 2010, 11:21 am

GGGGGGRRRRRRRROOOOOAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!

ICEMAN6166 · Post by **ICEMAN6166** » October 14, 2010, 11:40 am

talk about strung out...

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » October 14, 2010, 12:34 pm

these post have some corny lines in them
wanna be amused ? sisal do it

Post by **foodstick** » October 14, 2010, 11:49 pm

I'm still twine to get the joke !

Johnny Canuck · Post by **Johnny Canuck** » October 15, 2010, 12:32 am

Go around the block and tackle it again

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » October 15, 2010, 8:28 am

this thread needs to be hung out to dry

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » October 15, 2010, 4:42 pm

don`t tell me we`ve come to the end of the line with the sarcasm!

jakdad · Post by **jakdad** » October 15, 2010, 5:12 pm

's OK JC, We wont tell anyone at the home that you slipped out the side door........................................