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Da end iss near

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Da end iss near

0lie is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which said:

DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
BAFOR IT'S TOO LATE!

As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, "Leave me alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, 'Bridge Out?'"
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Det er morsomt, jeg håper det var en chevrolet :lol:
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was ist LOS mit dir? :shock:
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Casey 65 wrote:
DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
BAFOR IT'S TOO LATE!
They write with an accent? Interesting!
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slick4x4 wrote:Det er morsomt, jeg håper det var en chevrolet :lol:
:iagree: What ever he said! :hm:
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nichts bis mit mir..... Ich bin ein Ford-Kerl :shock:
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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