never lose your Grandson!!!!

[unibody madness]

Never Lose Your Grandson!

A heart warming story.




My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall..........

He approached a uniformed security guard and said,
"I've lost my grandpa!"
The guard asked, "What's his name?"
"Grandpa"

The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,
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"Crown Royal whiskey and women with big "lung warts"