wine

62galxe · Post by **62galxe** » January 7, 2011, 9:38 pm

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their
teacher. The florist's son brought her a bouquet of flowers. The
candy-store owner's daughter gave her a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The
teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a
drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, "Is it Champagne ?"

"No," said the little boy, "It's a puppy!"

ezernut9mm · Post by **ezernut9mm** » January 10, 2011, 9:42 pm

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » January 10, 2011, 10:45 pm

i dont like the taste of champaign.... so i can understand why she couldnt tell the difference