You know your a slick owner when .....

Post by **foodstick** » December 9, 2010, 12:16 am

Ok, I will start it off..this is one Kid and I used to laugh about.

You know you are a slick owner when ......

Any lung X-ray or blood sample prompts the Dr. to say. So,you own an old ford truck...

"we figure we have GOT to have some slick rust in us somewhere.

Post by **foodstick** » December 9, 2010, 12:17 am

You know you are a slick owner when....

A MAGNET will pick up all the DIRT behind your garage !

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » December 9, 2010, 2:32 am

you know your a slick owner when,
someone asks if the back of the bonnet is up to let the hot air out!

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » December 9, 2010, 7:27 am

You know you are a slick owner when....

you dont worry if you lock the keys in your truck. thats why it has wing-windows

HiBoy63 · Post by **HiBoy63** » December 9, 2010, 1:21 pm

You know your a slick owner when You know the next bolt you have to remove will be 2 inches longer than it has to be and very rusted.

Post by **foodstick** » December 9, 2010, 5:38 pm

You know you are a slick owner when..

You WEEP at the mention of taking apart a trucks front end!! .....

DukeRoche · Post by **DukeRoche** » December 9, 2010, 7:02 pm

You know your a Slick owner from the North when....

Your Slick more resembles rust holding hands as opposed to a truck

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » December 9, 2010, 7:21 pm

You know you are a slick owner when....

you can tell when the gas tanks full from the odor in the cab

Post by **foodstick** » December 10, 2010, 1:08 am

You know you are a slick owner when a radiator support that is 1/4 rusted off is considered "PRETTY GOOD"

and all thats left are the headlight buckets , that look like MICKEY mouse ears on a radiator !

Mercules · Post by **Mercules** » December 10, 2010, 1:02 pm

when you understand the joke

my apologies to Abott & Costello

& know the difference.

slickmainer · Post by **slickmainer** » December 10, 2010, 2:03 pm

You know you are a slick owner when you have the coolest truck on the road even if the doors don't match the cab, the fenders are in primer and the bed is missing.

Post by **foodstick** » December 10, 2010, 8:51 pm

You know you are a slick owner when ...

you forget about your current project every time you see some battered old parts truck !

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » December 11, 2010, 9:46 am

You know you are a slick owner when ...

you walk into the bedroom and you give her the look...
and she says....
''you found another truck on craigslist , didnt you ?''

jkimbrel65 · Post by **jkimbrel65** » December 11, 2010, 12:43 pm

slick4x4 wrote:You know you are a slick owner when ...

you walk into the bedroom and you give her the look...
and she says....
''you found another truck on craigslist , didnt you ?''

Dr Pepper all over the screen

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » December 11, 2010, 4:14 pm

slick4x4 wrote:You know you are a slick owner when ...

you walk into the bedroom and you give her the look...
and she says....
''you found another truck on craigslist , didnt you ?''

So that's what bedroom eye`s are!

Lowell · Post by **Lowell** » December 13, 2010, 2:56 pm

You know you are a slick owner when you drive your slick everywhere and your late model vehicle sets in the driveway.

3ontree66 · Post by **3ontree66** » January 13, 2011, 4:26 pm

You know you're a slick owner when every time you shift into bull low, you shut off your 8 track player.