For our Irish friend`s or those who know one!

[Alan Mclennan]

Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year."

Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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Paddy's in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him, "Did you find the shampoo?"

Paddy says, "Yes but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine."
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Paddy and Mick find three grenades, so they take them to a police station.

Mick says, "What if one explodes before we get there?"

Paddy: "We’ll lie and say we only found two."
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The Irish have solved their fuel problems. They’ve imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and are going to drill for their own oil.
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Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked and playing with himself in front of a tractor. Mick says, "Jaysus Paddy, what in hell d’yis t’ink yer doing?"

Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately and the therapist recommended I do something sexy to attracter....."
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Joe says to Paddy, "Close your curtains the next time you're shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."

Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
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[Gritsngumbo]

Drum roll!

[slick4x4]

BA BUMP BUMP !