Airplane crash

[slick4x4]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

[Thomas1190]

Haha!! That's great!

[Gritsngumbo]

You better duck, Pat.

[Alan Mclennan]

I can just see the pan lumps now!!!