Bubba s new Slick

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Bubba s new Slick

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One day Earl is walking down the street and sees his old buddy Bubba driving a sweet looking 1965 F100 4x4 Slick truck. Earl knows Bubba doesn't even have a job so he can't really afford a truck like this.
"How did you get that truck, Bubba?" says Earl

"Well this ol' gal picks me up in this Ford truck the other day, drives way out in the country, stops, gets out, and takes off all her clothes. Then she says, "You can have any thing you want."

"So I took the truck."

"Damn, that was smart" says Earl. "None of them clothes would have fit you."
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Re: Bubba s new Slick

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Are you using a third person to tell us how you really got your Red Slick Pat?...................... :lol:
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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No..... Besides... I can make a dress work
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Dont know which is worse. Pat in a dress or Gerry staring at his boobs. :lol:
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Strange thing is, I think Colleen ended up with that dress!..............................get out of that one Bluey!!! :rotflmao:
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"

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Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
Slick Stock 8.............................. cry.gif
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Dang Alan.... You get right to the point
No wining or dining ? :shock:
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Re: Bubba s new Slick

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:( OK my shout at the Red Lobster next year!............ :burp:
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"

Slick Stock 3 KCMO
Slick Stock 4 Altoona
Slick Stock 5 KCMO
Slick Stock 6 Altoona
Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
Slick Stock 8.............................. cry.gif
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