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slick4x4
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Lost weight

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A drunken man walked up to a parking meter and puts in some change.
The meter goes up to sixty and he says,
"Hey, I lost 100 pounds!"
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Alan Mclennan
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Re: Lost weight

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was he on a diet?............. :o
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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slick4x4
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Re: Lost weight

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I think he was on a bender....
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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