One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with herdog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a
restaurant for something cold to drink.Twenty minutes later,
a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns
the dog tied under that tree outside?'The blonde said it
was hers.'Your dog seems to be in heat,' the officer
said.The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool
'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.'The
policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog
needs to be bred.''No way,' said the blonde.
'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry
'cause I fed her this morning.'The exasperated
policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog
wants to have sex!'(You gotta love this) ....The blonde
looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always
wanted a police dog.'