Achmed the Holistic Arab

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> Subject: Arab Holistic Medicine

Achmed the Arab came to United States from the Middle East
and was only here
a few months when he became ill.

He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help
him. Finally, he
went to an Arab doctor who said:

"Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in the
bocket, den pee in de
bocket, and den put your head down in de bucket and breathe
de fumes for ten
minutes,

Achmed took the bocket, went in de other room, pooped in de
bocket, peed on
de poop, and bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten
minutes.

Coming back to the doctor, he said,"It worked, I feel
better. What was wrong
with me?"

The doctor said , " You were homesick."