Deer Hunt

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Deer Hunt

Three men from the local church went out on a deer hunt, the preacher, a lawyer, and a truck driver. After spending all day walking around the forest and not seeing any deer, they started walking back down the dirt road to their trucks.

Suddenly, a big buck with a full rack jumped out in front of them. Simultaneously, they all shot at him and the buck went down.

The lawyer stated, “There is no way of knowing who made the kill shot since we all shot at the same time.”

The preacher said, “I trust each of you to determine honestly who did it.”

The truck driver replied “Well, I owns me a truck an’ shoots stuff all da time’, ax anybody. Soes, I kin tell witch of us got it jes by lookin’.”

“Who could argue with a resum’e like that” replied the lawyer.

“Do wha’?” said the truck driver.

“Please, tell us who shot the deer.”, responded the lawyer.

So, the truck driver went over and bent down near the deer’s head. He stood up and exclaimed, “Preecher, got ‘im!”.

“How can you tell?”, asked the lawyer.

“In one ear and out da other!”