Senior Love

[Lowell]

An elderly gent was invited to an old friends home for dinner one evening.
he was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing term such as;Honey,My Love,Darling,Sweetheart,Pumpkin,etc.
The couple had been married almost 70 years and,clearly,they were still very much in love.
While the wife was in the kitchen,the man leaned over to his host,I think its wonderful after all these years,you still call your wife those loving pet names.
The old man hung his head. I have to tell you the truth,he said, Her name slipped my mind 10 years ago and im scared to death to ask the old bag what it is.