Women Drivers

[Lowell]

This morning on the way to work,I looked over to my left and there was
a Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 75 mph with her face up to the
rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple of
seconds and when i looked back, she was halfway over in my lane still working on that
makeup.As a man i dont scare easily, but she scared me so much I
dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other
hand. In all the confusion of trying to to straighten the car using my
knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my Cell phone away
from my ear,which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and
burned Big Jim and the twins, ruined the Phone, soaked my trousers,
and disconnected and imprtant call. DANG WOMEN DRIVERS!!!

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