Dipstick Logic!
I was cruisin' with my friend Sinc, he noticed that the "Check oil" light was on. He pulled into the gas station, got out of his Slick , opened the hood, checked the engine oil, closed the hood, then got back into the truck.
"Can we make a quick stop?" He asked.
"Sure," I replied, "what did you need to do?"
"I need to stop by the auto parts place to get a longer dipstick."
"What do you need a longer one for?" I inquired.
"Because the one I got isn't long enough to reach the oil!"
Dipstick Logic!
Dipstick Logic!
INEPTOCRACY: (in-ep'-toc-ra-cy) : a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.