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Long63
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Dream Auction

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A woman woke up and told her husband about a dream she'd just had. "I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1000 and the tiny ones for $10."
"What about one my size?" the husband asked.
"Didn't get a bid!" she replied.
Pissed off and wanting revenge, the next morning he told his wife he'd had a dream too, "I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight ones sold for $1000 and the loose ones for $10."
"What about ones like mine?" she asked.
To which he replied "That's where they held the auction."
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