THE 2 HOLER

[FordChild]

After having a large helping of Baked Beans at the local diner one evening, Joe heads out back to the 2-holer. There's already another feller inside, so Joe sits down beside him. Well, the other guy finishes, and as he pulls up his trousers, a 5 dollar bill slips out of his pocket, and goes right down the hole. He sees this, and swears something under his breath. Then he opens his wallet, takes out a 50 dollar bill, and throws that down the hole, right after the 5. Joe sees all this, and says "Are you crazy"? "What the hell did you do that for?" The other guy just looks at him kinda strange, and says "You don't think I'm going down there for 5 dollars, do you?"