Sex after Death?

Post by **Casey 65** » February 15, 2011, 9:12 pm

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the other of the sex after death.

Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.

True to his word, he made the first contact:

"Judy..........Judy"

"Is that you, George?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then
it's off to the golf course.

I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of
more times.

Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around
the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.
After supper, it's back to golf course again.

Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep
and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, George...are you in Heaven?"

"No...........I'm a rabbit in Kansas ."

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » February 15, 2011, 11:04 pm

we keep our golf course rabbit free around these parts.....

Post by **Casey 65** » February 16, 2011, 12:05 pm

OUTSTANDING!!!!