Getting a hair dryer through customs

[unibody madness]

A young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Catholic priest beside her,
"Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course child. What can I do for you?" the priest answered.

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electric hair dryer for my Mother's birthday
that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.
Is there any way you could carry it through Customs
for me? Under your robes perhaps?" The young lady ask.

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." The
priest said.

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." She said.

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

The priest said "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, " And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

The priest said "I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a
woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father..."
"Next!"