Santa's goofups

[Obsa]

A Policeman on his horse says
to little girl on her bike, "Did
Santa get you that?" "Yes," she
replies. "Well tell Santa to put
a reflector light on it next year,"
and fines her $5.00

The little girl looks up at the
Policeman and says, "Nice
horse you've got there. Did
Santa bring you that too?" The
Policeman chuckles and
replies, "He sure did!" "Well,"
says the little girl, "Next year,
tell Santa the prick goes
under the horse, not on top of
it"!

[Alan Mclennan]