Alabama fishing

[Alan Mclennan]

A good old Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,

"What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to
float a boat within 100 miles of here."

He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."

His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees
the wife and asks where his brother is.

She says, "He's out there in his bass boat",
pointing to the field behind the house.

The brother heads out behind the house and sees his
brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a
bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand .
He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"

His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"

His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Alabama
a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid.

If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass!"

[foodstick]

I wonder if he ever built a dock?

[Alan Mclennan]

He did build a floating pontoon, but it broke it`s moarings in a wind and floated out into the middle of the paddock, hit a bull and sunk!

[slick4x4]

That story sounds fishy to me !
I bet that guy don't know his bass from a hole in the ground......

[Alan Mclennan]

is that half a hole or a whole hole?..........

[jkimbrel65]

this is starting to get outta hand

Mike

[slick4x4]

Yes, but once you start reading it.... Your hooked

[Alan Mclennan]

Mike, we aren`t even drinking Gatorade... or are we Pat?????

[slick4x4]

Nope
I bet the guy in his boat has some though ....

[Alan Mclennan]

probably explains why he hasn`t caught anything yet!......................

[slick4x4]

Last time I had gatoraid.... I caught quite a buzz

[Alan Mclennan]

or was it Mammas home made " Apple pie" !, very heavy on the vanilla essence...

[slick4x4]

It was apple pie going down.....
But did not smell like vanilla on its way out