senior moment

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A GOOD SENIOR MOMENT


When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries,
the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note so I could complain to our congressman about this running amok Homeland Security crap, I did just as he had instructed.

After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided,
I found out that he was referring to how I should position my credit card.

Nonetheless, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

Damn it, they need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors...

[Alan Mclennan]