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[grump]

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said "I want three flat tires, a pair of head lights, and a pair of running boards." The brand new waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, " this guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards. What does he think this is, an auto parts store? "No, "the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are two slices of crisp bacon. "Oh, okay!" said the waitress. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, " what are the beans for?' She replied," I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"