A Rabbit goes into a Pub

[Alan Mclennan]

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, " Can I have a pint of beer, and a ham and cheese toastie, please ? "

The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer, eats the toastie and t leaves.The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of beer, and a ham and cheese toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub, (because word gets round), gives the rabbit the pint and the toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.

The next night, the pub is packed. In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie, please barman.'

The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie, and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down

The next night there is standing room only in the pub. Coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending. The barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year

In walks the rabbit, 'A pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie, please barman,

The barman says, 'I'm sorry mate, but we are right out of them ham and cheese toasties...'

The rabbit looks aghast.

The crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, 'We do have a very nice cheese and onion toastie.'

The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, 'Are you sure I will like it.'

The masses' bated breath is ear shatteringly silent..

The barman, with a roguish smile says, 'Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends. I know you'll love it.' 'OK,' says the rabbit, 'I'll have a pint of beer and a cheese and onion toastie.' The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie.

He then waves to the crowd and leaves .... NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!

One year later, in the now impoverished public house, the barman, (who has served only four drinks all night, three of which were his), calls time. When he is cleaning down the empty bar, he sees a small white form floating above the bar.

The barman says, 'Who are you?',

To which he is answered, 'I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house.'

The barman says, 'I remember you. You made me famous. You would come in every night and have a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. Masses came to see you and this place was famous.'

The rabbit says, 'Yes I know..' The barman said, 'I remember, on your last night we didn't have any ham and cheese toasties. You had a cheese and onion one instead.'

The rabbit said, 'Yes, you promised me that I would love it.

The barman said, 'You never came back, what happened?'

'I DIED', said the rabbit.

'NO!' said the barman. 'What from?'

After a short pause, the rabbit said... 'Mixin-me-toasties.'

[8clt]

MMMMM.........
Is that all they serve at the Peachtree now.......
Not goin' there again then.....
I'll get a bit of raisin toast to go...., across the road....at the golden arches...

[Alan Mclennan]

nah their still got plenty of XXXXGold, well they did until I got there yesdee arvo..........

and I believe Pat is the only one who knows what Myxomatosis is, calessi believe that!

[Gritsngumbo]

Dayum, that was a long read to end up not knowing what the hell you're talking about.

[slick4x4]

Don't ask me..... I'm just a country boy

[Alan Mclennan]

Dayum, that was a long read to end up not knowing what the hell you're talking about.

Sorry Grits, it`s a play on words....mixin.me toasties or Myxomatosis a horrible virus used to control rabbits in Australia, they basically go blind and starve to death, not very nice!, they have since started using Calessi virus with not much success!

[Toyz]

OK, NOW I understand! I really wondered why Aussie public health officials would let a rabbit with myxomatosis repeatedly drink in a pub. Even more, I couldn't figure out what callesi had to do with it
Now if I can just figure out how to put ham and cheese on Post Toasties
Paul

[Alan Mclennan]

Paul, I think I`ll leave it up to Austen Tayshus to explain it to you!, he wont lead you astrayliana............

[slick4x4]

I watched it.... Must be too early in the morning...
Maybe I'll give it a go some night after a 12 pack & it might work !

[Alan Mclennan]

well Pat take the photo of the link, which is where he said, ask if maree knows, and she is knitting straight from a sheep, a Merino sheep !, and then he said ah what will theycare!...........Lake Eyre! get it???

http://www.lakeeyrebasin.org.au/


I don`t know!, how much can a Koala bear?

[8clt]

you started this.......Alan

the toasties menus are now sorted.....did the wabbit choke on the spring onion.

Yep, I've got an Austen too....its a spare for if n' when the slick stops or gets a flat tyre, fits in the back.....just need ramps for the A35 Van to get it in the back....(although the slick is still on agistment at Gosford.)

and now...., how much can a Koala bear?
Eyre, aint that Irish or something for Eyre know, now....

Leeroy we need help up here......

[slick4x4]

Oh.... Now I get it it's a play on words ! And rabbit jokes, like deese

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it!

[Alan Mclennan]

WOW!, lucky I didn`t tell you the one about the Wombat and the chook raffle!...................