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bluebolt
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These are from the October 1959 "Steering Wheel" published by Gordon Auto Parts Racine Wisconsin which had it's 40th anniversary that year, it appears to still be in business which means it is having it's 90th anniversary this year! Nice picture of Sandra Dee too ooh la la!

The nurse was holding the patient by both wrists when the doctor entered the room.
"You don't have to hold both wrists to check the pulse" said the doctor.
"Sir I am not holding his wrists to check his pulse" replied the nurse. "I'm holding them to check his impulses"

Some girls are discreet . . . .
up to a pint

Did you ever notice how often a narrow mind and a wide mouth go together?

Wife: "You're the laziest man I ever did see. You've been fired from every job you ever had."
Hubby: "Well nobody can call me a quitter"
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8) Bluebolt, where`s the pic of Sandra? :D
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Sandra Dee pic

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Alan Mclennan wrote:8) Bluebolt, where`s the pic of Sandra? :D
You can see it here.

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/show ... ost3541769
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